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Thou shalt commit adultery

The Sinners' Bible

Created on 2007-11-04 02:48:21 (#14175693), last updated 2008-10-05

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Name:asteriskenye3
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I don't even know why I signed up for this page. Oh, wait, of course, it's to stay in touch with people who never answer e-mails, phone calls, or even personal house calls, but are constantly on LiveJournal and can't live without it. If fate is what I suspect, I will eventually become one of these people as well.

See how I sacrifice myself for you freaks?!

This aside, I've also grown tired of the insignificant interaction of Facebook. Generally, people are too literal-minded to take my rants with a grain of salt, and so I come here, where I know my rants will go through one eye and out the other.

Here are my interests (which LiveJournal won't let me publish this way):
I love my computer. This wondrous machine, were it to have extremities, would surely feed me, clothe me, and tell me that she loves me (yes, she) all day long and without complaint. As it stands, she brings me Google News, YouTube, Veoh, Wikipedia, and 4chan. Which is almost as good.
I also am a burgeoning movie critic, and my current dream job is to be the New Yorker film writer. My alternate passion is to rant and rave coherently and adroitly about current events. Both of these activities are performed through the school newspaper, which is my perpetual love and joy to which I attach the kind of love one would have for one's own small child.
I also like reading, mostly anything that will not melt my brain (Nathaniel Hawthorne, your works are thusly excluded).
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